Men often wonder what a woman wants from life, love and the struggle of our ancestors (dunno where that come from). Here are some tips to keep you on the right side of a woman. This isn’t a definitive list because we are joyfully complicated.
A Woman likes to be independent but that doesn’t mean she wants to pay for everything. We are fed up of men deliberately misinterpreting this for their own benefit.
Suggestion: Offer to pay for your own things to get you in the habit of sharing. You know pay for the things she doesn’t use i.e, fags, weed, lager, petrol for the car that she never gets the use of.
A Woman likes to feel loved and wanted for herself sometimes not only when a man wants sex.
Suggestion: After a hard day out working her butt off for the two of you, give her a cuddle on the sofa, rub her feet and massage her shoulders. Cook the dinner and let her watch her stories in peace. Yes this might be hard for you but life is damn hard. Just remember how you feel when you don’t get any for weeks because she’s too stressed. Take my advise, a massage and some essential oils works wonders.
A Woman likes to feel that her friends are welcome to drop by without being ogled by you.
Suggestion: If you fancy her friends what are you doing with her anyway. There’s a rule about those things so either get over it or get out.
A Woman likes to be able to have her friends around without having you around.
Suggestion: Get a life of your own. Don’t you know that women like to get together and diss men in private. This way they get it out of their systems and can go home and act like everything is okey dokey. You might even get lucky if after comparing you to all her friends men you come out tops.
Picture the alternative; You stay home and engage her and her girlfriends in talk of football and boxing. Some where out there is a brother sitting at home minding his own business, his woman comes home cussing about how some men are insecure pussies who can’t leave their woman alone for five minutes. Hell, it’s only because they know she’s too good for them and they don’t trust her to be home when they get back.
Then she switches on her man. “And if you think your going to follow me everywhere I go, or hang around the house when my friends come ’round you have another think coming. And further more why were you waiting up for me? Do you think I was out with someone else? Or do you think your gonna get lucky tonight? Well you can forget it, all men make me sick!”
So remember if her girlfriend comes around you get the hell out of there. Don’t just do it for yourself do it for the brotherhood.